Saturday, September 20th at 12:16PM

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

Monday, September 1st at 08:02PM
Monday, September 1st at 08:01PM

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle)

Monday, September 1st at 07:50PM

bamyasi:

but you are an entire universe and i am a bigger cooler universe where everyone skateboards

Monday, September 1st at 07:45PM
shout out 2 everyone that thinks I’m pretty. I agree w u

(Source: no)

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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